Based on
some stuff I’d read online, plus a recommendation from a British guy I met in a
bookstore here in Kazan, I decided last weekend to go to Mari Chodra, a
national park a couple of hours drive west of Kazan, in the neighbouring
republic of Mari El. Last year, when I travelled around the Balkans and Central
Europe, I had no trouble finding myself transport from one place to the next,
despite no knowledge of local languages. Here, armed with a basic knowledge of
Russian, I figured it would be a walk in the park. The Briton who I’d spoken to
in the bookstore had told me that to get to the national park he had taken a bus
towards Yoshkar-Ola (the capital of Mari El), and gotten off at a place called
“Yalchik”. A bit of internet research revealed Yalchik to be the name of a lake
within the national park, purportedly a popular destination for people from
Kazan. Efforts to find online information about the best method of public
transport from Kazan to Yalchik, however, were more or less entirely fruitless.
It was very much apparent that Mari El and Tatarstan are not popular backpacker
destinations: the forums and websites I had relied upon for information about
transport during last year’s travels were of no use. Furthermore, Russian bus
and train companies seem to only have limited online presence, and no options
to change their websites’ language. All I could ascertain for certain was the
existence of a train station not far from Lake Yalchik.
So, the evening
before we intended to go, my friend and I trekked to the train station to ask
about times and prices. After a lot of queuing and being redirected to
different booths, we eventually learnt that there was only one daily train from
Kazan to Yalchik, at 17.30. No good for a day trip. And of course, nobody
working at the train station knew anything about buses, so the bus station was our
next port of call. By the time we got there, however, all the information
windows were shut. On the wall was a sort of makeshift timetable, but it had no
mention of Yalchik. However, just as we were beginning to despair, a man went
up to one of the information booths and started banging on the window.
Eventually, someone came and opened it. An argument ensued: the general gist
being that the woman in the booth had clocked off and wasn’t going to help with
whatever the man wanted. During all this commotion an elderly woman, who we had
asked if she knew anything about how to get to Yalchik, took it upon herself to
help us. She physically dragged us to the booth and started shouting at us
“Спрошите! Спрошите!” (“Ask! Ask!”), despite the fact that the employee was
already engaged in an argument. Eventually, motivated by the fervent
encouragement of this old babushka, we managed to butt in with our enquiry. We
were told to go and ask a bus driver, before having the window slammed shut in
our faces. We thanked the old woman and headed to where the buses were waiting,
behind the station. There we found a bus driver who explained to us with
confidence that every bus to Yoshkar-Ola goes via Yalchik. So we returned to
the timetable, and decided to take the 9.35 bus. Easy. Or so we thought.
The next
day we arrived promptly and asked for tickets to Yalchik. “No buses to Yalchik,
you need to get the train.” “But we asked a driver yesterday, and he said the
buses to Yoshkar-Ola stop at Yalchik.” “No buses to Yalchik, you need to get
the train.” Let’s just try the other booth. A similar response, though this
time a bit more sympathetic: we got given directions to the train station. We
walked out of the bus station, downtrodden. What were our options? We knew it wasn’t
possible to go by train, and we were loath to admit defeat, so after some
debate, we decided to just go to Yoshkar-Ola. After buying tickets (about 250
rubles each) we asked when return buses were. The response was predictable: “Я
не знаю” (“I don’t know”). Of course, it’s completely unreasonable to expect
that an employee of Kazan Bus Station might know anything about buses to Kazan. Luckily for us, the 9.35 bus
that we were originally going to take was almost an hour late, so we could
still catch it despite our considerable delays. As we got on, we asked the
driver if it would be possible to get off at Yalchik. He had certainly heard of
Yalchik, but seemed more interested in what on earth us foreigners could be
doing in Kazan, and whether we liked vodka, than telling us whether he would
drop us off there. After several attempts at bringing the conversation back to
our destination, we eventually retired to the back of the minibus fairly sure
we were going to be dropped off at the elusive Yalchik after all.
The bus was packed full of locals and mysterious cardboard boxes, and it was unbearably stuffy as we rolled through the city’s heavy traffic. Once we got
out of town, though, we sped up, fresh air started blowing in the open windows
and we entered Russia’s enticing wilderness. We glided through vast meadows
that seemed to stretch into infinity, through aged-old pine forests, past
wrinkled old women selling berries by the roadside, past decrepit wooden barns
and past pristine luxury dachas. For the first time since the train from
Moscow, I felt something of the land’s enormity, saw the natural beauty to be
found just a short drive out of Kazan, and was reminded that Russia is above
all a land of boundless open spaces. I realized with regret just how small a section
of this country I was going to see during these four weeks, and felt the call
of the road: I wanted to travel out into the landscapes around me, to see it
all, to live it. Russia, the behemoth at the top of the world map, dwarfing the
nation states around it, was suddenly a real place, and I was in it. Eventually,
the bus slowed as we approached a bus shelter with a large sign reading “ЯЛЬЧИК”
(“YALCHIK”). Relieved that we had reached our destination, we started to stand
up, when the vehicle sped up again. 30 seconds or so down the road the driver
caught sight of us in the rear-view mirror, apologized, and turned around to
take us back to our stop.
This is where we got off the bus, just after the crashed car. |
The wooden sign translates as "Yalchik Forest Area"; the blue and red sign underneath is about not starting forest fires. |
After
asking a woman selling strawberries about buses to Kazan, and being assured
that there was one every hour until some indeterminate point in the evening, we
headed towards Lake Yalchik. On the way we passed what we thought at first to
be a quaint little Mari village, but soon realized to just be a collection of
dachas, probably owned by wealthy city people. As we walked through the
woodland towards the lake, it really felt as though we were out in nature, far
from civilization. However, when we found the lake the illusion was shattered
by numerous groups of Russians scattered around the shore, sunbathing,
barbecuing, playing badminton, paddling in the water and – in some cases –
playing inappropriately loud music. Nonetheless, it was an undeniably beautiful
area, and we found a quiet spot, settled down and enjoyed the cold water of the
lake. Every Russian I’ve spoken to about Lake Yalchik has told me with pride
about how clean the water there is, and it certainly seemed clean to me. There
were plenty of small fish swimming in the shallows. There was a brief panic
when a huge (well, OK, average-sized) black snake appeared inches away from me
in the water; but after a lot of splashing and a few expletives on my part, it
swam off into the reeds never to be seen again.
But the
snake wasn’t the only wildlife we had to contend with: any parts of our bodies
that weren’t covered by clothing or submerged underwater were constantly being
plagued by mosquitoes and horseflies. Foolishly, none of us had thought to
bring insect repellent. Adding insult to injury, the Russians around the lake
seemed to be strutting about, scantily clad, without being in the least bit
pestered by bugs. We eventually decided to head away from the lake, deeper into
the forest, reasoning that mosquitoes live primarily by bodies of water. After
a short walk we found ourselves surrounded by fantastic woodland, with no
footpaths to be seen or cheesy Russian music to be heard. We had successfully
recreated the illusion of being incredibly distant from humanity: we were in
real, natural forest, without a sign of modernity. After relishing the ambiance
for a while, however, we found ourselves being attacked by more mosquitoes than
ever. Eventually it got so bad that we found ourselves physically fleeing; we
were running full-pelt through the trees to escape the bloodsucking besetment.
Eventually, exhausted, we happened upon a small outdoor bar, where we sought
refuge, won over by the insect-repelling incense they had burning. But the
measly incense stick was no match for our predators’ hunger, and scarcely had
we put our beverages to our lips when we could stand it no longer, and resolved
to go back to the bus stop.
We weren’t
waiting long when a bus to Kazan arrived. This bus could scarcely have been
more different than the last: a huge, comfortable, air-conditioned coach that
was less than half full. We paid the driver a mere 100 roubles each for the
return journey, and it was unclear whether we were really buying tickets or whether that money would be going straight into his own pocket. The next
day, when our fellow students saw us covered in bites and scratching all over,
they were hardly envious of our excursion, but I have to say that being lunch
for hundreds of mosquitoes was a price worth paying for an opportunity to spend
time in such wonderfully unspoilt nature.